Teasing Messages

What? Is a difference between
A kiss a car and a monkey?
A kiss is so dear ?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is u dear

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If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering u.
If u sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U.
If U sneeze thrice, Think Im Missing u.
4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet..

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If I was a painter, you would b my painting.
If I was an author, you would b my story.
If I was a poet, you would b my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

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I think i'm disturbing u
Sorry
This is my last msg
&
I'll not msg u anymore . . .
Good bye
Never expect that from me
I'm born to disturb u . . .

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When somebody who is deeply in Love with you
tells that You are cute" beautiful" & angelic" I agree.
That"s true" Believe me" I swear because love is
definitely blind.

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I saw yu on road 2day.
Yu were luking gorgeous,
Yr face so divine,
Yr walk so great.
My heart started to sing a lovelyt song:
Who Let The Dog Out! lolz

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Who's
hot.. Itz Yu,
Who's Charming.. Itz Yu,
Who's Sweetest.. Its Yu,
Who's Intelligent.. Itz Yu,
Who's my dear friend.. Itz Yu
Who's a liar.. Itz me

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