Funny Questions

Question: What has 4 wheels & flies?
Ans: garbage truck!

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If you try 2 fail, and succeed,
which have u done?

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Q. What Do You Call a Woman Who Knows Where Her Husband Is Every Night?
A. Widow

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Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."

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If marriages were made in heaven then
what was made in HELL?????

Days after marriage 

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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law

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Teacher : Can any body giv an
example of COINCIDENCE?
bob : Teacher, my Mother & Father
got married on the same day & at the same time.

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Professor : if I saw a man beating a donkey
& stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love

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Q: World’s Smallest resignation letter?
A: Respected sir, I love ur wife.

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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

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QWhere did you get that accent?
a) There was a buy one, get one free special at the supermarket.

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: What do two fish in a tank say to the other?
A: How do u drive this thing..

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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

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Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

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Q You’re so nice, why aren’t you married?
b) I’m opposed to dental hygiene for religious purposes;
that makes it hard to find a girl.

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How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?
None. Penguins can't fly!

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Q:Why did the blonde jump over the chain-link fence?
A:To see what was on the other side

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How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!

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Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

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Why is an empty room like a room full of married people?
There isn't a single person in it.

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Why did the girl run outside with her purse open?
She heard there was going to be some change in the weather.

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How do you get on t.v.?
Sit on it.

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