Rude Messages

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you? 

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You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading this message 

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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a baseball bat.

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How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS


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Nature is a miracle.
One million years ago no one knew people
would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

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If I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!

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m at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed!
I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking
for some chicks in your phonebook...
Searching... Searching... Searching...
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay

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Mirrors should be able to think
before reflecting the images..

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Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.

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