When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
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