Funny Messages

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
ego problems you know…

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

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Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?The difference between scientific 
theory and reality is like the 
difference between reading the 
menu and eating dinner.


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Human fall in love,
that's normal.
cow's eat grass,
that's okay
but when monkey
press a mobile keypad
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?
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